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This July and August, I performed on board the Celebrity Solstice on the seas between Seattle and Skagway.   Most performers work on ships for a week or two at a time – it was a unique experience, tasting life at sea for two full months.

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The Solstice, in cutaway view. Copyright Boris Martinek. Via – http://forums.cgsociety.org/archive/index.php?t-872985.html

The Solstice is the largest ship in Celebrity’s fleet – it’s staffed with 1,200 crew members who serve some 3,000 passengers every week.  …But what makes the Solstice so special?  It’s got a number of amenities that are unique to the ship, including::

– A glass blowing studio (The world’s only all-electric setup, apparently.)

– A two-story tall wine rack that holds some 2,800 bottles of wine (According to the HR team, this is one of the best examples of “modern luxury” on the ship.)

That's one bottle on display for each guest on the ship.  Think about how many bottles are below decks....  Via - http://copcruise2013.weebly.com/uploads/1/0/1/5/10155164/3072560_orig.jpg

3,000 bottles, 3,000 guests. How many bottles of wine are down below decks?. Via – http://copcruise2013.weebly.com/uploads/1/0/1/5/10155164/3072560_orig.jpg

– A lawn (?!) on the upper deck (Really. Lush, live grass growing on deck 15.  Bocce tournaments all week for the guests!)

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A groundskeeper mows the ship’s lawn. Yes, this is real life. Via – http://www.dlphotography.com.au/top-selection/

– An Apple store (Apparently this is a big deal when the ship sails around Europe.  In the US, folks aren’t quite as impressed.)

– A 12-deck-tall atrium in the center of the ship, complete with a living tree suspended in mid-air.

There’s a lot more to the ship than that, but I’ll let you look that up on your own.  If you want to see more about the Solstice, check out Celebrity’s website.

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Public deck plans for the Solstice. You’ll notice that nothing below deck 3 is published here – below that is crew only! – Via: http://www.docstoc.com/docs/73394071/Celebrity-Solstice-Deck-Plans

It’s pretty amazing, when you about the ship’s scale – it’s bigger than most luxury hotels you’d find in the US – and it floats on the open ocean…  With enough provisions to sustain itself for a week straight.  The Solstice has a sailing capacity of 4,000+ including crew, which makes it over half as populous as the town where I live in Vermont.  Unique situations make for unique solutions – with 4,000 breakfasts to make every day, the Solstice needs an entire room on deck 2 to store eggs (according to the galley tour guide, 240 dozen eggs are consumed on the ship every day.)  The forward half of deck 2 also houses the meat lockers, a few prep kitchens, freezers, fridges, and the like.  It’s no trivial thing – over 170,000 meals are prepared each cruise for the guests alone, and all of that food has to be loaded on each week in Seattle.

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Having such a large number of people in one space calls for unique health and safety measures, too — and it all starts before you get on board.  The first thing you do when you’re offered a contract is go get an extensive physical. The clinic checks your blood for illegal substances, vaccination titers, cholesterol levels, and other potentially disqualifying things – they take a lot of blood, so prepare to get light-headed.  They also take an EKG, x-ray your chest for tuberculosis, check your vision, and test your ranges of motion.  A urine test backs up the results of the blood drug test, and also serves as a test for diabetes.  The battery of tests takes about four hours, and you get results a few weeks after you go in.  While you’re waiting for those tests to come back, you submit paperwork for background checks, send in your costume measurements, study videos of the show, and sign documents in triplicate.

All of this is doublechecked when you first sign on to the ship, before you set sail.  It’s a good thing, though – they take health seriously!  Contagious diseases spread like wildfire on a ship.  There’s evidence of this concern all over the ship – from fistbumps instead of handshakes, to wash-your-hands videos played in passenger assembly drills, to Purell dispensers at every turn.

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Purell dispenser #4,103.

You’re also not just an entertainer – you’re crew.  Beyond the weekly lifeboat drills and emergency trainings, your first two weeks on board will be filled with crew training sessions.  You’re given a written test about the ship’s safety procedures every contract, and if you don’t pass, you’re obliged to further training.

But- on with the show! The Solstice Theater can seat  around 1,200 people, but routinely holds more in the standing-room and handicapped areas.  It’s a gorgeous space with a luscious red curtain, little stage elevators reminiscent of Radio City Music Hall, and an enormous upper balcony (not pictured here.)

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The beautiful Solstice Theater

I was hired as the special “Guest Entertainer” for the production shows on the ship.  A week at sea means a week of nightly entertainment for the guests.  Besides fly-on singers, comedians, and other acts that come for a week or two at a time, the ships also have a live-on repertory cast for three production stage shows. This cast is composed of  singers, dancers, and circus performers who are featured in each show.  On the Solstice, we performed Ghostlight (a Broadway-style revue show that highlighted the dancers,) Pulse (a 90s and 00s rock-and-roll show where the dancers were really featured,) and Solstice: The Show (a cirque-noveau show where the circus performers were the main attraction.) Just like any production show, even if you’re doing a full number in the show, you’ll still have cues when you’re not in the spotlight.

The Solstice show had it all – a world-class hula hooper, an outstanding handbalancer, silks, adagio, and more.  I performed my mouthstick and ball juggling numbers.  The ball juggling was interesting in that I was assigned backup dancers.  That’s right — backup dancers.  A group of four classically trained dancers from all over the world, adding some flavor to my juggling.  Can’t make that up.

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Me and my dancers, at the end of the ball routine.

The mouthstick number was a shorter, tighter version of what I presented at the Riga International Circus festival in Latvia.  All the big images, but condensed into three minutes.  What a reblock that was!  Balancing a sword on a knife point is tricky on a moving ship, I’ll tell you what.

Sword on a knife in the teeth on a boat.

Sword on a knife in the teeth on a boat.

The rocking of the ship makes everything harder.  My first week on board, I made a point of training and rehearsing an average of six hours a day.  This was in one part to get back “in my body” and ready to perform a technical ball juggling act several times a week (the numbers I presented in Solstice were more acrobatic and technically difficult than my numbers in The Dinner and a Show Show.  Benjamin and I had finished our run in Orlando just before hopping on the ship.)  This schedule helped knock the rust off of the routines, but also gave me plenty of time to feel out the motion of the ship and get accustomed.  You can only get so accustomed to the ocean, though – there were some tech rehearsals where I almost fell over during my glass balancing number because the seas were so choppy!

It’s all a matter of timing – will the ship be in an exposed area when your show is going on?  We performed Ghostlight and Solstice on the rockiest days, when the ship was at sea.  I would train late at night on the first day of the cruise when we left Seattle, but always had to stop around 1:30am, when the ship left the Inside Passage.  We we left the protection of Vancouver Island, the ship would rock so wildly that it was impossible to stay focused.

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The ship’s route in Alaska.

One of the realities of working on a ship is the difficulty of finding practice space, as well as practice time.  Since there are so many shows going on every day, and so many buyouts on the ship using its facilities for the week (a “buyout” is a special interest group that rents a block of rooms on the ship and uses the theater and convention space as a setting for an annual meeting or other week-long event,) it can be tricky to find a quiet space to rehearse for a few hours.

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Three clubs, one coffee, and a room full of road cases.

This picture isn’t totally fair – it was taken backstage the week one of the shows on the ship was loaded out – but it illustrates the point.  When you need to practice, you need to practice!  When I had access to the stage, though, I made the most of it.  Here are a couple of things I worked on this cruise season:

The schedule varies from day to day, but there’s always a tech rehearsal before a show.  Internet is expensive and slow on board ($0.79 / minute for passengers, $0.19 / per minute for crew – maximum 15kb/s,) and cellphones don’t work at sea, so the next day’s schedules are given the night before through voicemail.  These messages can be long, so you’re wise to scribble them down as you listen to them.

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A month’s worth of diligent scribbles.

 

The ship’s cast of circus acts, singers, and dancers came from all over.  The show was composed of performers from the Philippines, the Ukraine, England, Australia, South Africa, Colombia, the United States, Russia, and Romania.  (Any guesses which one of those countries the other circus acts were from?)  When they’re not on a ship contract, they’re training at home… though those times can be few and far between.  One of the dancers in our cast was on his tenth year working at sea!  It’s not surprising that many cast members are married to one another or are in relationships on board.

 

The cast, dressed in Solstice the Show costumes.

The cast, dressed in Solstice the Show costumes.

The ship, like the cast, represents many countries. Despite the range of nationalities and linguistic heritages, there are rarely communication issues.  Celebrity hires mostly non-native speakers of English, but they make sure that everyone on board has a level of English proficiency.  As with any standardization like this, though, people fall through the cracks – I’ve heard of employees hired for positions with heavy guest interaction being let go because their language skills weren’t up to par.  Guest areas are “English Only Zones” and getting caught speaking anything else around guests can be grounds for dismissal.  However, the company encourages employees to respond in the language that guests approach them  in if they are proficient, so you’ll often see French guests joking with Hatian room stewards as they walk down the halls.  I’ve had the pleasure of many conversations in Spanish and German with guests in restaurants and around the ship, as well.

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Chris, the pianist, shows off his flip-flop.

Employees live on decks 3, 2, and 1.  Most employees have double occupancy rooms, and many of those rooms are “flip flops” meaning they are equipped with folding murphy beds.  I lived in a single room with a permanent bed, desk, and bathroom – it had enough room to spread out a bit and live in, just no porthole.  My neighbors, on the other hand, were a married couple in a giant room – a full bed, two desks, a couch, and coffee table.  Oh, to dream.

Down below, there’s a crew bar, the crew mess, administrative offices, training rooms, and more.

Food for the crew mess is different than food for the guests – with such an international crew, the staff chefs prepare a variety of curries, fishes, etc. As a live-on entertainer, you have guest privileges (including the buffet!) so if you’re looking for something particular, you can usually find it.  (And if that something is pizza, you can find it 24/7.)

 

Chris, pictured above, was one of the musicians on board.  The ship employs a party band, a guitar duo, a guitar soloist, an entire orchestra, DJs, and a bongo accompanist for the disco (Really. He’s amazing.) These folks play all over the ship, in all kinds of settings.  In the shows, in the lounges, alongside guest entertainers, and by the pool.  When the orchestra backs fly-on singers who perform their own hour-long program on a cruise, they often only have an hour’s tech rehearsal, then sightread the entire show that night.  Those guys are true heroes. They have some unique challenges, too – for example, humidity varies from day to day, from port to port.  This means that house band members need to have a huge array of reeds for their instruments – something that will work for any climate.

The reward, though, is that we get to see some pretty amazing stuff.

Just north of Vancouver Island

Just north of Vancouver Island

Tracy Arm Fjord

Tracy Arm Fjord

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Beautiful British Columbia

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Scooters in Skagway with friends

There’s more to the job, of course, but that’s the long and short of performing on a ship!  I’m looking forward to doing it again soon.

Leave a comment below if you have questions I didn’t address here!

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Two Months with the Rockettes

This March, I was lucky enough to be called by the casting director of Radio City Music Hall’s latest production, the New York Spring Spectacular. They were looking to add some flair to the show, and one of the folks they wanted was a juggler. I fit their needs, so I put some projects on hold and moved to New York the next day. (If you’re reading this and considering relocating to New York City on 24 hour’s notice… just know that it’s a stressful thing to do!)

I’d never been to Radio City Music Hall before, and I was floored when I walked into the showroom.

Check out that sweet tux.

Inside Radio City Music Hall on my last day.

For those of you who don’t know, Radio City is the largest indoor theater in the world. It was built in 1932 and seats 6,000 people. The stage and bandcar are actually a 10,000 square foot system of three separate elevators that have a range of several stories. The design of Radio City’s hydraulic lifts was quickly coopted for the very first aircraft carriers – that’s how unique and revolutionary the design was when it was first concieved. It was place on the American Society of Mechanical Engineers’ list of historic landmarks in 1971. When the theater was renovated in 1999, a crew of engineers looked at the system of original hydraulics and engineering and decided they were “…so sound, they didn’t have to change a thing.

You'd see tour groups stopping here every day, blocking the main thoroughfare under the stage.  "Excuse me!  Pardon me!  Coming through!" you'd shout. "Oh, he must be in the show!" they'd exclaim, "Can you stop for a picture?  Hey, let's take a picture!"

The official ASME sign in the basement.

The lobby’s interior was designed by Donald Deskey, a guy who had experience designing the interiors of luxury cruise ships. The main lobby (or “Grand Foyer,” as their PR team calls it) is 60 feet tall and covered in gold-leafed wallpaper. Other parts of the building are lined with marble or covered in murals (including, apparently, an unfinished work by Georgia O’Keefe.)
Despite its opulance, it was slated to be demolished in 1978 due to dwindling audiences. A group of preservationists in New York saved it from becoming a parking lot (really!) Later that year, the theater’s lobby was added to New York’s registry of historic landmarks.

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The Lobby of Radio City Music Hall.

On my first day, during orientation, I asked about safety features. The “bridge” on the Cirque du Soleil show “Totem” had a number of laser curtains and pressure sensors that would stop the machine if it detected a performer’s hand or foot in a danger zone. The stage at Radio City has no such system in place (“It’ll shear your toes right off,” reported the stage manager who gave me my orientation tour.) During shows, the stage crew sets up cordons preventing performers from getting near the stage as its elevators raise and lower for set changes.

(There’s more about the lift system on ASME’s website.)

The areas surrounding the stage are incredible, too.  And impossible to navigate when you’re new.  The Spring Spectacular was staged in such a way that crossing the stage between cues wasn’t possible.  If you left the stage on one side, but needed to go on from the other side for your next scene, you had to either run down to the basement and cross underneath the stage, or run up to the 9th floor and cross above.  Radio City’s backstage is a series of drab corridors and staircases.  Despite tons of signage, if you’re not familiar, you’ll probably get lost.  (…which I did.  And ended up trapped in a stairwell.  In my underwear.  With a bunch of Rockettes.  But that’s a different story for a different day.)

Confused yet?

A selection of backstage signage.

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Cross-Section of Radio City (Click for high-res! It’s amazing!)

 

The Spring Spectacular was the natural extension of the Rockette’s Christmas Spectacular, an annual show running in the hall for some 80 years. The Spring Spectacular was 7 years and $120,000,000 in the making. It almost opened last year, but due to a series of issues it didn’t quite make it off the launchpad. The wait was worth it, though – the show was mindblowing. Don’t take my word for it, check out the trailer.

As you can see, the show incorporates a lot of elements – singing, dancing, Derek Hough, tap dancing in the rain, three-story-tall puppets of the Statue of Liberty, talking lions, smoke, lasers, and all sorts.  Not shown in the video, though, are the t-shirt cannons, celebrity cameos, popcorn vendors running down the aisles, giant LED walls, fire-eating, or quick-changes.  You’ll just have to search on YouTube for clips of the show to catch all of that.

The Statue of Liberty puppet was the only one controlled with remotes from off stage.  The others were controlled from the inside, with a series of gears and pulleys and bicycle pumps.

A three-story tall statue of liberty puppet – controlled by a team of puppeteers and voiced by Whoopi Goldberg. (Actors for scale.)

The puppets were a big feature of the show, and an element that always got a great response – especially on the days we had school shows.  The Statue of Liberty puppet was the only one controlled with remotes from off stage.  The others were controlled from the inside, with a series of gears and pulleys and bicycle pumps, by teams of puppeteers.

When I was hired, the show was already in previews, so the clock for opening night was ticking loudly. The show’s directors decided to add some circus spectacle last minute and hired 10 additional cast members with specialty skills. I was one of these late hires, as was Angela Butch (circus performer & founder of the Muse NYC) and a number of tumblers and dancers. The male ensemble dressing room was already packed to the brim, so they put a handful of us in a converted conference room. That’s the first time the a Rockettes show has been so large that they’ve run out of dressing room space!

My track was added to the show too late in the creation stage to be included in any of the promotional videos, but I can describe it in two words and a short video: bagel juggling.

In the opening song of the show, the protagonist, Bernie, sings a love song about New York City. “I love New York!” he declares, “The noise, the crowds, the energy. But, the mornings always mean the most to me…” and goes on to talk about his love for New York bagels and coffee. At that moment, I juggle a stack of bagels, weaving through the set of Grand Central Station, and freezing as I catch a high throw, in time with the music.

I worked with Radio City’s props team on a hybrid bagel/beanbag juggling prop. The first several shows, I juggled the genuine artifact. Their inconsistencies in shape and weight, not to mention a light design that was created for- and by dancers who didn’t need to track objects in the air on stage, offered an interesting challenge. We settled on a flat beanbag, stitched in the center, and airbrushed to give the impression of extra depth and shine. All said and done, these weighed about half a pound each.

Yep, the alternative design was named the "Oroboros Method."

Bagel designs.

My other role in the show was juggling torches in the park as joggers and roller bladers and hotdog vendors carted by.  I had to run like mad to get off stage at the end of the scene, as the sky opened up and rain started pouring all over the stage (and as thirty-six raincoat-clad tapdancing dancers rushed on stage!)

The main feature of the show was, of course, the world-famous Rockettes precision dance troupe. This team is composed of women from all across the United States. Auditions for the company are an open call, meaning that anyone can show up and try out for the team. This draws around one-thousand dancers each year, all vyying for a handful of open spots in the dance company. The audition lasts two days, and includes jazz, tap, modern, ballet, and ballroom combinations.

Good luck, girls!

Girls audition for the 2013 Christmas Spectacular. (Source – http://www.texarkanagazette.com/news/2013/05/03/dancers-audition-to-appear-with-rockette-738559.php)

Dancers are measured when they audition for the company. If they’re not between 5’6″ and 5’10.5″, you’re not allowed to enter the rehearsal hall to audition. This is serious business, too – barefoot (not even socks) and a pencil through the hair to determine your true stature. — That’s a big range, though – Rockettes range 4.5″ in height! In the kicklines, though, they put the tallest girls in the middle and shorter ones on the outside. Since the girls all do their “personality kicks” (that’s what the group calls their trademark eye-level kicks,) it creates a nice optical illusion that makes it look like the dancers stand at the same height and kick to a uniform line.  True as that may be, it sure looks laser-perfect!

The world famous kickline! (Source: http://itsreally10months.com/2014/09/rockettes-just-leggy-ladies.html/)

Another bit of stage magic is their hair – the Rockettes are a team with matching, back-length ponytails, and have been that way for a long time… but only some of the dancers actually have long hair. The dancers are assigned half-wigs are matched to their natural hair color exactly, and meticulously maintained by a crew of hair technicians (yep, that’s a thing!) at hair stations across backstage areas. Even if you’ve already got long hair, it’s tied in a bun with a prosthetic ponytail attached.

The show is run by a giant crew – one that outnumbers the massive 70+ artistic team.  Throughout my time there, I interacted with the stage managers, props team, stagehands, elevator operators, fire marshals, dressers, and all kinds of other technicians.  One of the most labor intensive transitions in the show was for the transition from the “Singing in the Rain” scene into the “Times Square” scene.  Here, the splashback from thousands of gallons of water had to be mopped from the stage (most went into a splashpan, but the stage was still wet!), twenty-something cast members had to get into elaborate costumes quickly (including some giant, body-swallowing mascot outfits,) all of the elevators went down, and a number of props had to be set.

One of my castmates shot and uploaded a backstage video of the transition, which you can see below.  (The video included the following text: “Disclaimer: This was shot on an iPhone 4 from inside a Paddington Bear suit. Also, no Penguins were hurt in the making of this video.”)

All said and done, this contract I…

– Performed in 73 shows and 9 previews (a total of 82 productions, or about 7,380 minutes of show!)

– Changed clothes 656 times backstage (not counting changing into suits and tuxedos for after parties!)

– Climbed 48 flights of stairs daily (my calves have never looked so good!)

– Logged some 120 hours of juggling practice (if you want to see some training videos, head on over to my Instagram account!)

 

All in all, it was a lot of work, but a terrific contract.  I really hope to work at Radio City again next year…  We’ll see what the plans are for the 2016 Spring Spectacular!

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